304 Crabapples for Brit's (a W)hack Job
Dear, dear Brit.
I would much prefer not to go all Nancy Kerrigan on your once-so-perky ass, but Why? WHHHHHY?
Jaynie, what the fuck are you talking about?
This. This right here.
Yea, see, umm, call me shallow or "ignoring the issue at hand" or whatever... but I find that look severely unflattering for your face shape.