12 Crabapples for Terrible Self-Scanners
If You Are a Fucking Moron, Please Move to a Traditional Check-Out.
People surely wouldn't obey it, but maybe it could prevent 1 case out of 100.
It would at least be a start.
It's not that I'm intolerant, it's that I am an efficient self checker-outter. And those of us well-versed in the language of bar code scanning and key-in-your-produce-code-and-press-next should be rewarded with an "Expert Express Line" of our own. You would need to earn it, with a test of speed and accuracy judged by a grocery store employee. And then you would get a badge. Like a girl scout badge, but with a bag of groceries on it. and an RFID code. Yes, yes, this will happen.