29 Crabapples for Your Scoop
See, I'm not in a *bad* mood right now. Not in the least.
Just more of a "whatever-whatever-whatever" feeling. Like, I just opened a new bottle of wine, started to pour, and realized I didn't really have the energy to taste it. So I stopped the pour so I wouldn't squander it.
(Sure, "squander" was a stupid word to use, but "waste" rhymed with taste and sounded embarrassingly deliberate.)
Stopped the pour? What the fuck is wrong with me?
Seriously.
But, listen, I am not too distracted to find out what flavor of ice cream I am.
Fuck that. Chocolate chip is a stupid flavor.
Wow, I do care about things. All is not lost.
[On an unrelated (and less trivial) note, and I meant to mention it a few days ago: Congrats to Jon Lester!]
Just more of a "whatever-whatever-whatever" feeling. Like, I just opened a new bottle of wine, started to pour, and realized I didn't really have the energy to taste it. So I stopped the pour so I wouldn't squander it.
(Sure, "squander" was a stupid word to use, but "waste" rhymed with taste and sounded embarrassingly deliberate.)
Stopped the pour? What the fuck is wrong with me?
Seriously.
But, listen, I am not too distracted to find out what flavor of ice cream I am.
| You Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream |
 You are kind, popular, and generous. You tend to be successful at anything you try. A social butterfly, you are great at entertaining a crowd. You are most compatible with strawberry ice cream. |
Fuck that. Chocolate chip is a stupid flavor.
Wow, I do care about things. All is not lost.
[On an unrelated (and less trivial) note, and I meant to mention it a few days ago: Congrats to Jon Lester!]
posted by jayniek at 8:47 PM
2 Comments:
Apparently, I'm chocolate chip as well...
http://runningmunckee.wordpress.com/2006/12/12/im-chocolate-youre-vanilla/
agreed. if i'm a "social butterfly," then the world is a loner-ridden, barren wasteland.
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