800 Crabapples for Paris and Brit in Leopard
A half-hearted pineapple to Michael Vick for his half-hearted apology.
Whatever, we're over it.
800 crabapples to Paris and Britney's newfound BFF status. Dude, Brit, that dress is just plain stupid.
My head hurts.
Um, okay, focus.
300 pineapples for my anticipation of Casino Royale. But 82 crabapples to psychoanal "fans" who nitpick like Canadian Geese over tiny mistakes. Shut up and enjoy the movie. I'm betting it is awesome.
HA! Look at that beagle jump with the stuffed bunny. HA!
I'm still totally blog bored.