68 Pineapples for Impaling Your Enemies
Even though I wouldn't go near a store today even if you promised me free soft serve ice cream and a vat and a half of Maker's, I will kick off the shopping season by adding an item to my Christmas List.
It is this.
Obviously I want the dog one.
Also, even though I don't want this personally, I think this may be the perfect gift for my godson. He is 7.
Talk about awesome copy: "The Avenging Unicorn Play Set has everything you need to use the power of the unicorn to rid your life of irritations! Put the posable, hard plastic unicorn on a flat surface and then impale one of three soft plastic figures included (businessman/boss, new age lady and mime)."
I just love the word impale.
Also: New Age Lady.
Someone define that.