58 Pineapples for the CCAE
The Cambridge Adult Education Catalog.
The thing's a certified riot.
I swear they string eight random words together in some sort of fucked-up Surrealist drinking game and then call it a class.
For example, I give you (from the Winter catalog):
Covering Up with Native Vines
[huh? Is this gardening or Creationism?]
The Methods of Psychology of Succeeding with Your Boss and Succeeding as a Boss
[This should obviously be split into two classes. I absolutely assure intra-hierarchy wartime here.]
Adult Children of Alcoholics
[Adult children? Wait; What? I thought I understood that class, but no. Okay, wait, yea, okay, I get it, but it's badly worded.]
The Educated Back
[yea, like, your back. Meh?]
Change Your Inner Talk: Change Your World
[I'm just gonna leave that one alone.]
Nightclub Two-Step [aka "Grinding Up on Others in a Group Setting"]
Passion & Purpose: Creating a Road Map for the Rest of Your Life
[In a Saturday afternoon? Suuuuure, I fucking dare you.]
Appalachian Dulcimer for Beginners [What?! No advanced section??]
The Possibilities of Polenta [REALLY? I mean, uhhh, intriguing?]
Full Body Massage Techniques with a Partner [um, because that's not awkward.]
Winter term begins January 8th. Go ahead, enrich yourselves.