4 Pineapples for Turning All of My Posts into Prose Poems Because I'm Outta Juice

I never wanted a pony when I was growing up.
I always wanted a metal detector.

When I was in Kindergarten (a German word meaning "child garden"), I stood at the bottom of the fireman-pole-thing on the jungle gym, wearing a plaid jumper, and got red-level-pissed that I couldn't slide down the pole in my white tights.

I can't wait until everything is wireless. If there's one thing I hate it's wires. If there's two things I hate, then the second is mushrooms. Especially floppy ones.

The weekend weatherman on NBC looks like a pale, shriveled potato.
I can't look directly at his head.


Anonymous Paul McEnany said...

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Blogger jayniek said...

yeeeea, what about it?

the bma one is done, just being edited.

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Blogger Sarah said...

mushrooms are an abomination.

8:49 AM  
Blogger eileen said...

I asked for a metal detector one year for Chirstmas and got it, and I would bring it to the beach to look for treasures. Lord, I was a dork.

9:17 AM  
Blogger jayniek said...

eileen, i am so very jealous. did you find anything cool? I think I just wanted money. or jewelry. or pewter penguins.

i guess i would have settled on bottlecaps.

also, mushrooms are not a food.

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