33 Pineapples for Cheesy 'Mallows
Iron Chef secret ingredient tonight is HONEY! Yes!
A welcome change from the typical feature of obscure meat slabs. And IC Cat Cora is MAKING CHEESE! Right in kitchen stadium! I may not sleep tonight from the residual excitement.
One important update: Last week I discussed Doggles. A big thank you to Dan for providing me with proof that this whole Doggles op is legit.
Also, since I'm having an absolute ball sticking dowels up Cosmo's ass lately, I'm going to continue.
Ready? This is all true.
I'm bitchy when I'm stressed. What can I do?
Cosmo says: "When you sense a bout of stress coming on...acknowledge your feelings and sum them up in one sentence, like This really sucks, making sure to identify exactly what's making you tense."
Hm. Okay. Cool. Lemme try!
Cosmo, we used to be friends and I used to respect your mind-numbing qualities and information about how to buy jeans that make my ass look nice, but you are beginning to make me feel so fucking stupid for giving money to your cause that I may begin poking pinholes in my fingers so I can bleed delicately all over your Monthly Style Checklist.
Fabulous advice, Cosmo... I think it worked!
Iron Chef Update: The challenger is making marshmallows!
Cheese v. Marshmallows? Best battle ever.