1000 Crabapples for 100-Calorie Packs
Dear Nabisco Team:
When I want a snack, I would typically reach for one of your products;
generally, they are pretty good.
Let's run through some examples:
Chips Ahoy... good.
Wheat Thins... Good.
Cheese Nips (though markedly not cheez-its)... GOOD.
So whassup with the unjust miniturizationalization of yummy snacks?
You see, I bought some. And I opened the little pack. And it was virtually empty. And I had a ferocious urge to just throw the wholedamn box away. Because even if I ate the wholedamn box, I would likely still want a snack.
You have stolen the hollow joy of "enriched wheat flour," which we all know is surely anything-but-enriched.
In short, you are the purveyors of snacking bullshit.
Most expeditiously, I will be ponying up to a new snacking-food-corporation that will feed me for realz.
P.S. The Snack Fairy can go F himself.