1000 Crabapples for 100-Calorie Packs
Dear Nabisco Team:
When I want a snack, I would typically reach for one of your products;
generally, they are pretty good.
Let's run through some examples:
Chips Ahoy... good.
Wheat Thins... Good.
Cheese Nips (though markedly not cheez-its)... GOOD.
So whassup with the unjust miniturizationalization of yummy snacks?
You see, I bought some. And I opened the little pack. And it was virtually empty. And I had a ferocious urge to just throw the wholedamn box away. Because even if I ate the wholedamn box, I would likely still want a snack.
You have stolen the hollow joy of "enriched wheat flour," which we all know is surely anything-but-enriched.
In short, you are the purveyors of snacking bullshit.
Most expeditiously, I will be ponying up to a new snacking-food-corporation that will feed me for realz.
Sincerely,
Jaynie K
P.S. The Snack Fairy can go F himself.
posted by jayniek at 9:50 PM
4 Comments:
The Nabisco Fairy ... dont get me started.
If you want a yummy 100 calorie snack, I bought some delish 100 calorie pudding cups (I actually MEANT to buy the many more calorie version and realized my mistake when I got home ... and was pleasantly surprised.)
Also good? And good for you? Kashi "TLC" snacks. They have a Honey Almond Flax bar and a Pumpkin Flax granola bar. HOLY CRAP are they good.
i've tried the honey almond flax thingamajiggo... agreed: good.
the kashi dark-chocolate cherry granola bars are pretty alright too.
but know what's better:
nature valley peanut butter 2-packs (in the shiny orange wrapper).
defiantly NOT 100-calories.
I would give my kingdom for a nature valley oatmeal & honey bar (the green wrapper). Those things are so good, you don't even notice you've spilled 99% of the granola on your lap!
Nature Valley! I almost forgot about those.
I used to smear peanut butter all over the top. Yes even on the peanut butter ones.
I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER. a lot.
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