63 Gimme-Gimme Pineapples.

Have a thang for customization?

Well, luckily, the consumer-generated world is at your grabby ol' fingertips.

Here are some goodies for your i-want-what-i-want-when-i-want-it enjoyment:

Adjustable Hot Sauce.

Soda with Push-Button Flavors

and, last but not least... DYI M&Ms.

The next wedding present I buy will be a cute silver box of pastel M&Ms that says something memorably snarky.

Any suggestions other than "Hmm"/"That Sucks" in pale gray and pink?
Maybe "This is Not"/"A Toaster" in baby blue and white?

I'll keep thinking.

UPDATE: How about "Remember When"/"You Used To Sleep Around" in all green?

Probably too long.