7 Crabapples for a Lack of Understanding
1. This morning, I am in the shower and I spot a bug.
I notice that he is crawling on the wall (which is white) directly along a little brown crack.
And then I realize he is creating the little brown crack.
And then I realize that he is not creating a crack, but rather he is trailing thin line of brown behind him as he crawls, so it just looks like a crack but is not.
He was small.
The size of a 14-point helvetica hyphen.
Black with a little yellow design on his back.
Not gross, just there.
What was he?
(this is not a pun)
2. I noticed this warning on the back of my deodorant this morning:
If you have kidney disease, consult your doctor before using.
I would appreciate clarity on both issues. I thank you in advance.
Now go enjoy your Mondays. A little.