45 Pineapples for Clarity's Sake
On the deo deal.. a big thank you to Elizabeth for clearing this up. And I quote:
"the deodorant thing... they're full of yucky toxins (mainly aluminums) and if your kidneys don't work properly and can't remove these toxins, they're even more of a problem, as the 'trace' amounts build up in your body and become significant... Whole Foods sells a safe one without aluminums, which are bad for bones and (very) likely carcinogens."
On an unrelated note, Jessica Simpson has offered fans the option of buying a personalized V of her new single, meaning your name would be poppered into the lyrics.
FYI- the song blows even without dumbifying it further with your name.
But, I did find the fact that Jess has been romantically linkered to comedian Dane Cook to be veeeeery interesting. He's from Arlington, btw. Wait, right? I'll check.
On the other hand, songs that don't suck ass: Christina's new one.