1 Mulligan for Next to Nothin'
I realized that I haven't doled out a mulligan in far, far too long, so I'm going to give myself one. There. Painless.
And while I'm here, in edit-post land, I will take a couple mins to unload some things that have been occupying some precious brain space for at least a moderate while.
1. Can someone come out with different colors of parsley? I'm just so sick of the green. I mean, really, yawn.
2. Should I buy a basketball pump for my mini basketball? I have one at home-home somewhere, but shit if I know where it is. And I need it if my stupid techno neighbor acts like a trashface again.
3. If I were trapped on a desert island, would I crave cantaloupe?
4. Do I even like vodka?
5. If someone just gave me a live bunny (small, young, soft, long-eared) right now and my landlord said it was okay to keep, would I keep it or give it to the MSPCA?
I'm pretty sure I'd keep it, though I would worry about the smell.
6. If I could only eat one grain for the rest of my life, I would probably choose rice. Even though I don't ever think to myself that I even like rice. And I never crave rice. But I would most definitely pick rice and it would be probably be the right choice for me.
7. I hate people who don't pay attention while riding their bikes. And birds. I hate birds. Especially domestic birds and birds that do tricks and stuff. They just always seem so... I dunno... boastful.
8. I have always thought that when I finally get a dog I want to name her Lila. But I have had this creepy haunting thought lately that I should secretly name him/her a rare strain of bacteria but then give her a cute public nickname.
Actually, um, forget I said that. It reads back way weirder than it looked in my head.
Lila works.
But, heya, so would menogiccoccal thispius.
9. I kinda wish I majored in math.
And while I'm here, in edit-post land, I will take a couple mins to unload some things that have been occupying some precious brain space for at least a moderate while.
1. Can someone come out with different colors of parsley? I'm just so sick of the green. I mean, really, yawn.
2. Should I buy a basketball pump for my mini basketball? I have one at home-home somewhere, but shit if I know where it is. And I need it if my stupid techno neighbor acts like a trashface again.
3. If I were trapped on a desert island, would I crave cantaloupe?
4. Do I even like vodka?
5. If someone just gave me a live bunny (small, young, soft, long-eared) right now and my landlord said it was okay to keep, would I keep it or give it to the MSPCA?
I'm pretty sure I'd keep it, though I would worry about the smell.
6. If I could only eat one grain for the rest of my life, I would probably choose rice. Even though I don't ever think to myself that I even like rice. And I never crave rice. But I would most definitely pick rice and it would be probably be the right choice for me.
7. I hate people who don't pay attention while riding their bikes. And birds. I hate birds. Especially domestic birds and birds that do tricks and stuff. They just always seem so... I dunno... boastful.
8. I have always thought that when I finally get a dog I want to name her Lila. But I have had this creepy haunting thought lately that I should secretly name him/her a rare strain of bacteria but then give her a cute public nickname.
Actually, um, forget I said that. It reads back way weirder than it looked in my head.
Lila works.
But, heya, so would menogiccoccal thispius.
9. I kinda wish I majored in math.
posted by jayniek at 8:32 AM
3 Comments:
of course you like vodka. don't be ridiculous.
and we have live little bunnies in our courtyard...this spring, a number of really little live bunnies appeared too. imagine that. but the little ones are SO cute i can hardly stand it, and i make squealing noises, and jason pretends he doesn't know me.
and birds? um, remember key? (was that short for kiwi, or something? i forget now). then again, maybe key was the beginning of your downward drift towards hating birds.
There was Key, and there was Suzi. And both of them sucked.
But, bunnies though... bunnies are good. The small fluffy ones sound awesome.
I join you in hating birds. for me it was loki. loki still makes me sad.
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