43 Pineapples for not having that scary hair like in the Lady Marmalade video

Enough already.
"I wanna be Apple... i wanna... i waaaanna..."
No, bitches, you can't.

That's like dressing up like Marilyn Monroe for halloween. And, like, being for real about it.

Wait, that just happened.
And, to give credit where credit's due...
Hats off to Christina. And, um, everything else.

In other news, I'm happy to see Lil' Ashlee and Ms.Christina back to their blond ways. The world is round again.