40 Pineapples at the First Commercial Break
1. Katharine McPhee has on black pants that make her ass look unbelievable. I'm talking fantastic. What's that site where you can get Hollywood knock-offs for not a bagillion dollars? Shopbop.com? Is that right? Because I think I would even pay a bagillion.
And, yes siree bobby, "the bagill" is a newly added button on your local ATM.
2. Taylor's purple velvet jacket is gross and scary. Way, waaaay too metrosexual Catholic priest on Easter.