100 Pineapples for Feeling a Little Like Sandra
Today I got wicked big for them.
Why? I blame this.
This handy little tool allows you to feel all walk-o-famey and awesome... for free.
I am never paying that sketchy old man down the street to tell me I'm pretty... ever, ever again.
My 80%+ matches:
At that, I did a little dance and thanked the great scientific advancement that is beta face-recognition technology.
My closest male match? Eminem.
I'm so totally flattered.
My Heritage? 100 pinkly-tickled pineapples.