100 Pineapples for Feeling a Little Like Sandra

Sometimes I get too big for my britches.

Today I got wicked big for them.

Why? I blame this.

This handy little tool allows you to feel all walk-o-famey and awesome... for free.
I am never paying that sketchy old man down the street to tell me I'm pretty... ever, ever again.

My 80%+ matches:
Sandra Bullock
Allyson Hannigan
Lindsay Lohan

At that, I did a little dance and thanked the great scientific advancement that is beta face-recognition technology.

My closest male match? Eminem.
I'm so totally flattered.

My Heritage? 100 pinkly-tickled pineapples.


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