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That little Sirius doggie is earning his bones.

Along with his puppy playmates Webcast and Podcast (Webby and Poddy, if you will), Sirius seems to be smelling the asses and biting the floppy ears of media mogulaires everywhere, unapologetically and with a cute lil’ tail wag.

"Woof, woof, evidence?” you arf.

Well, then: Business Week reports that audience numbers for the Big Tres are down 18% from a decade ago, while that right-wing propaganda montage that Fox cheekily calls "news" slumped 14% in their most recent quarter; even CNN took a 5% dive.

To Rupert Murdoch and friends, I say this: watch where you lift your leg to pee; that there Sirius pup is adroitly marking his territory.