1,256,722 Pineapples in Confetti Form
The Manhattan is a drink created in 1874 at the Manhattan Club in NYC for Lady Rudolph Churchill.
Lady Rudolph Churchill can kiss my ass right about now.
But hey, happy 06. There's snow; it looks nice.
My mind is low-functioning. So here-- here are some simple predictions for all that will be bigger than large in JaynieK's version of 06 (I'm too sleepy to justify any of them, so I ask you to kindly pick up your wings and prayers and hop aboard):
1. Ryan Seacrest and Dr. Phil will host a show together. They will be firebombed, together, on stage.
2. The hot Italian chick on the Food Network will pose for Playboy.
3. Lindsey Lohan will marry and subsequently divorce a 40+ man with a crack addiction. [Think Robert Downey, Jr., but not as cute].
4. Gwenyth will get preggers again. Like, by March. She will name the baby Peta, regardless of gender.
5. Kevin and Brit -- done. Kevin will date Ashlee Simpson. Oh jesus, pleeease.
6. There will be more talking goats and/or applesauce on primetime (now this really is turning into a wishlist.)
7. Maria Menunos will start dating a soap star, or a NBA star, or a hot has-been (I'm thinking along the lines of Dean Cain).
8. Topher Grace will start dating me. As soon as I take 55 advils.
9. Roy will get bitten by a tiger again.
posted by jayniek at 11:07 AM
2 Comments:
if you were dating topher grace, i would start thinking of creative ways to effect your demise. i would have to start watching as many crime dramas as possible, in order to figure out how to not be caught by the long arm of the law.
well, then i guess i'd also have to figure out how to make topher love me in your absence.
good thing you're not dating topher grace, or my life would be a lot more complicated.
but Jayne Grace? How perfectly elegant! Surely a complete misnomer, but elegant nonetheless...
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