tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19467380.post-8710206758658881752007-04-19T22:49:00.000-04:002007-04-19T22:02:32.608-04:00ok. i'm back. i couldn't stay away.<br />You know, like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cat_Came_Back">that song</a>. <br />I'm still planning on making my dramatic move to Wordpress, but I don't have the patience right now. So... soon.<br /><br />A few things I've been wanting to say:<br /><br />1. What's up with the movement toward alternative grains? I was at a diner this weekend and had the unfortunate experience of sitting next to a woman who would not shut the fuck up about quinoa. KEEEENNNNNWAAAAA. DO YOU HAVE KEEEEENWA? JUST A LIL' BIT O' KEEEEEEEEEEENWA?<br />If it weren't for the stop-traffic-deliciousness of the sweet potato pancake sitting in front of me, I may have hurt her. <br />DO YOU THINK YOUR ALTERNATIVE GRAIN IS BETTER THAN MY TOAST?<br />I didn't think so.<br /><br />2. Why is every shirt in every store right now a maternity shirt? It's like the whole babydoll dress trend of '97... but even more horrible.<br />I also hate ballet flats. <br /><br />3. The other day, I was at the store buying an Amy's frozen sandwich thingy. Spinach and feta or something.<br />I was at the checkout and the guy was like, "is this your lunch?"<br />Skeptical and unamused, I humored him: "uh, yea."<br />He replies,"Sometimes my wife does that. She just heats something like that up and eats it. And that's that."<br /><br />...<br /><br />...<br /><br />Uh...yea?<br /><br />Um.<br /><br />Umm.<br /><br />Okay.<br /><br />Wat do you say to that??: "Uhhh, she's so weird... heating up a frozen entree like that... in the <span style="font-style:italic;">microwave</span>!? Ca-RaaaAzy!"<br /><br />I went with "Oh."jayniekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14893956452502304978noreply@blogger.com